What the hell is a msu iPhone? Must perhaps? #WTFautocorrect
I’m going to add “Personal Finance” to the ever growing list of things I not only hate, but am terribly shit at. I’m upping the marriage standards: professional accountant who is a Michelin star chief, who enjoys cleaning, laundry and has a thing for poor life decisions that I will make on a daily basis.
No word of a lie, I had a SkyNet dream. When my alarm went off this morning, I thought it was SkyNet control so I switched it off at the wall.
Quite frankly, tonight, humanity you can collectively go fuck yourself. I have vodka.
Got woken up by people going through the rubbish outside. One of them was saying “I know there is something good here, I can smell MDMA, they’re druggies”. No mate, you’re the delusional druggie looking through rubbish at 3am waking my ass up for a fix you’re just not going to get. Enjoy taking a hit of whatever the fuck you just scraped out of that bag.
